Archive for 'From The Classroom'
From The Classroom: A Perry Patriotic Fourth
Posted on 08. Jul, 2010 at 1:18 pm by Seth Perry.
Hey there, Annapolis! I’m Seth Perry, here to provide you with coverage of another local fourth of July parade–one with no pepper spray, fistfights, and police brutality (darn guys we pay to walk around with guns, always being violent). Yes, the parade down in Shadyside was a fairly peaceful affair, and, of course, it reminded [...]
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From the Classroom: A Night On The Town: AWESOMENESS On Display At Annapolis Summer Garden Theatre
Posted on 07. Jul, 2010 at 10:19 am by Seth Perry.
Hi there, Annapolis! So, at the latest convention of private school parents trying to one-up each other (otherwise known as a school auction), my parents came into possession of tickets to the Annapolis Summer Garden Theatre’s production of the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, and I cannot recommend it more highly. I have to [...]
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From the Classroom: The Good And Bad Of Local Government
Posted on 02. Jul, 2010 at 11:08 am by Seth Perry.
Hey, Annapolis! Word on the street is “OWWWWWWWWWWWW OH MY GOD OH MY GOD” because kids from Spalding have been throwing rocks at people from their cars. Word from City Hall, meanwhile, is that Josh Cohen has followed up on a proposal he made all the way back in 2003, where he suggested that health [...]
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From The Classroom: In Defense Of Abby
Posted on 19. Jun, 2010 at 3:28 pm by Seth Perry.
What’s up, Annapolis? I have an announcement to make. I will be embarking on a blogging trip around the world. It will be very dangerous. I should not do it. I will be blogging from places like the Himalayas, vast and barren deserts, and FOX News studios. Horrible fates like Yetis, dehydration, and Ann Coulter [...]
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From The Classroom: Driving Bunk
Posted on 09. Jun, 2010 at 1:16 pm by Seth Perry.
Hey hey, Annapolis! As I mentioned in my last post, summer will be upon us. For most of my readers, that means griping about paying the air-conditioning bills, but for my friends and me, it means freedom. The world is ours to explore. Thousands of opportunities prostrate themselves at our awaiting feet. We can go [...]
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From The Classroom: Intro To Summer
Posted on 02. Jun, 2010 at 12:40 pm by Seth Perry.
What’s up, Annapolis? Summer is fast approaching, and the only people happier than the sunscreen companies are my people, the teens, who have been cooped up in school all this time, and will now be cooped up even longer than expected due to overcautious school administrators snow. I can’t think of anyone who isn’t excited [...]
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From The Classroom: Prom And Circumstance
Posted on 20. May, 2010 at 2:10 pm by Seth Perry.
Hi there, Annapolis! It’s that time of year, when you’re relieved because you’re finally done with the taxes but super annoyed because now you’re going to have to carry on with your job while it’s beautiful outside. Well, guess what? Ehhhh, I won’t rub it in your faces. It’s too beautiful out today. But you [...]
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From The Classroom: A Couple Rants And Top 10 Lists
Posted on 18. May, 2010 at 10:51 am by Seth Perry.
Hi there, Annapolis! It’s prom season, which is good for all the limo companies in Annapolis. At the prices they charge, I’m convinced Josh Cohen could fix our city’s deficit if he decides to start a limo company for the next few weeks. Of course, a column about my school’s prom (and my take on [...]
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From The Classroom: A Night (Day) On The Town: The Pip Moyer Rec Center
Posted on 07. May, 2010 at 12:33 pm by Seth Perry.
By now, I’m sure many of you readers have heard about the new $17 million rec center at Truxtun Park. I recently was able to visit it with one of my friends, and I am proud to say that I have discovered the reason for our city’s debt. Fingerprint scanners. I will say it again… [...]
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Seth Perry Finishes Novel
Posted on 06. May, 2010 at 2:33 pm by John Frenaye.
First Daughter Available For Download You now have the chance to say, “I knew him when..” Eye On Annapolis’ own Seth Perry (aka Fish Stark) has recently completed his first novel. Teri Winslow’s article on the young author for today’s Capital tells the tale; but for those who want a riveting read, you can download [...]
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From the Classroom: Earth Day Edition
Posted on 27. Apr, 2010 at 11:38 am by Seth Perry.
Hi, Annapolis! I bet you’re wondering why I’m bombarding you with a column about Earth Day the week after it’s already passed. Were I any other columnist, I would have published a column about this last week, when all you saw were blaring reminders to recycle, turn down the thermostat, and shake your fists at [...]
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From The Classroom: Talkin’ Bout Teachers
Posted on 20. Apr, 2010 at 12:17 pm by Seth Perry.
What’s goin’ on, Anne Arundel? We’ve got a lot to be proud of in our area—a diverse and vibrant culture, a great waterside location, and, of course, Five Guys Burgers and Fries. Oh yeah, and the schools are pretty good too. We’ve seen a bevy of teachers receive awards for being the best educator, principal, [...]
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From The Classroom: Blabberin’ ‘Bout Books
Posted on 13. Apr, 2010 at 11:20 am by Seth Perry.
Hi there, Annapolis! It’s spring, and that means that Key School’s Annapolis Book Festival is coming up this Saturday April 17th! As a student of Josh Cohen’s alma mater, I feel obliged to promote it a bit. It’s an amazing event–food, fun, and lots and lots of books! There will be thousands of used books [...]
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From the Classroom: Postcards From The Food Court
Posted on 02. Apr, 2010 at 10:45 am by EOA Staff.
Hi, Annapolis, I’m back, and I brought multimedia entertainment! Photos, if you want to be unsophisticated about it. These photos were taken on a recent trip to the mall with my homeboy amigo BFF BFFL conspirator friend Matt (my apologies to the rappers, Spaniards, cliche girls, even cliche-er girls, and mobsters that I’ve offended by attempting [...]
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From The Classroom: Seth Gets Down To Business
Posted on 26. Mar, 2010 at 10:02 am by Seth Perry.
Welcome, readers, to another installment of Seth Perry’s “Even I could do better than that!” Last time, I took the mayor to task about the hiring of his staff, saying that Annapolis’ teenagers would be better fit for the job. Now, a new buffoon has emerged–Annapolis businesses. It just came out that the restaurant Timbuktu [...]
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From The Classroom: Seth on Immigration
Posted on 18. Mar, 2010 at 9:58 am by Seth Perry.
Hey there, Annapolis. I’m back, and I’ve got a few things to say about the recent illegal immigrant roundup. I know that I’m just a young’un and should probably rejoin the hopscotch game, but I feel the need to toss in my two cents, especially since, according to our Top Ten of the Week, the [...]
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From The Classroom: A Practical Suggestion For City Hall
Posted on 10. Mar, 2010 at 12:47 pm by Seth Perry.
Last Friday, for our school’s celebration of Black History Month (postponed into March because of the snow. That’s what’s called white oppression. Zing!), we saw a screening of the movie Pip and Zastrow: An American Friendship about former Mayor Roger “Pip” Moyer and former city council candidate Zastrow Simms, two friends who bonded in a [...]
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